Here’s a list of words I’ve invented (or borrowed) to describe WTF’s I’ve observed lately. I hope you pick up on them, use them, and encourage others to do the same.

Anti-Truth – A state of mind or attitude in which one is actively opposed to the truth. As in “this government does not torture.” Or “We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.” To be anti-truth one must be more than a liar, one must be actively engaged in operations to suppress the truth and replace it with a perceived reality of one’s own creation. See “Bushit”.

Axis of Incompetence – The Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld triumvirate responsible for the present mess in Iraq.

Bushit - Lies so transparent, and yet so tangible they take on a life of their own. Concepts so illogical, stupid or contradictory that only a Bush or Bush crony could believe them.

Chickenhawk – Anyone who supports sending other people or their kids off to war, despite having ducked the chance to serve when their time came up.  See also Fat Bastard.

Citiot – A pompous, arrogant jackass from New York City who visits the Catskills or any other upstate region, stays in his “second home” and treats the locals like ignorant hicks.

Fat Bastard – Rush Limbaugh.

Fedayeen Bush – Blackwater USA contractors.

FYOB – The period of time from January 20, 2007 to January 20, 2008, the final year of Bush’s reign of terror.

GWoT - Global War on Terror, also called Giant Waste of Taxes.

PolarGirl – Sarah Palin.

POW Jack – John McCain

Superfluous Domcile – Second home.  Also “extra house” or “redundant residence”.