Paris Hilton and the Shawskank Redemption

Posted: June 4, 2007 in america, silly

Paris Hilton reported to jail on Saturday, ready to (finally) become a productive member of society. The question on everyone’s mind, of course, is…

Can we leave her there?


Pretty please?

Seriously, do we really have to release her back into the world? How many useless, unproductive, spoiled, stupid, overgrown teenagers do we need, anyway?

On the other hand, maybe a little jail time will be the sort of reality that she needs to finally grow up a little.

It’s a nice thought, but people like her rarely grow up. They just get older and more spoiled.

I hope I’m wrong, though. I can’t be the only one who’s tired of hearing about Paris Hilton and her idiot antics.


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