Hey, kids! Let’s have some fun with right-wing jackass and Faux Noise stuffed suit Sean Hannity! It’s been nearly two months since he said he’d volunteer to be waterboarded “for charity”. He still hasn’t done it, despite the fact that his colleague and friend Erich “Mancow” Muller did, and decided from his experience that it is, in fact, torture.
I’m not entirely sure why Hannity hasn’t done it yet, but I have a theory. You see, like every other right-wing asshat who defends the so-called “enhanced interrogation methods” employed by Dick “Torquemada” Cheney, Hannity is a pussy.
He’s a yellow-bellied, lily-livered, asslicking, lying buffoon.
And next week will be the two-month anniversary of his pussyhood. Let’s all have some fun and send him a pussy to help him celebrate it! Here’s a picture of a nice, wet one that I’m sure he’ll appreciate:
See, it’s even got a yellow background, just like Sean himself! Just download it, copy it, or whatever, and send it with your comments to email@example.com. Or send one of your own pictures if you prefer. Please, no pornography though, tempting as it may be. I don’t want to give him any more talking points. Keep it humourous.