Five reasons to vote Republican next year

I know, there really aren’t any.  But just in case you’re considering it, here are a few things to think about before you vote.

You should vote Republican if:

You want to see more of these.  Coming from Iran, this time.

You like it when people are made homeless by disaster followed by incompetence.

You want to see these guys marching down your city street (they’re Blackwater thugs).

You really didn’t want to be a homeowner anyway.

You think waterboarding should be an Olympic competition.