Five reasons to vote Republican next year

Posted: November 9, 2007 in america, foreclosure, freedom, police state, politics, protest, republicans, torture, voting, war, waterboarding

I know, there really aren’t any.  But just in case you’re considering it, here are a few things to think about before you vote.

You should vote Republican if:

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You want to see more of these.  Coming from Iran, this time.

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You like it when people are made homeless by disaster followed by incompetence.

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You want to see these guys marching down your city street (they’re Blackwater thugs).

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You really didn’t want to be a homeowner anyway.

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You think waterboarding should be an Olympic competition.

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Comments
  1. Jason Berwick says:

    Very pithy. I like it.